dulect:

greeting your relatives

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(via transcripts)

bewbin:

thugdating:

What do straight boys text each other about is what I wanna know

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(Source: illkim, via crystallized-teardrops)

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

(via seedy)

Anonymous:
Wario, I'm also thinking of dumping my kinda-racist white boyfriend. What can I say to him when I ditch him that will truly devastate him?

cocoastripper:

social-justice-wario:

Show him this picture

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And when he says "Whats this?" respond “it’s a single cracker, just like you”.

I can’t breathe